You might have heard the “fact” that states the average person swallows up to eight spiders per year in his or her sleep. Fortunately, this “fact” is really a fiction. I know that the only spiders I want to swallow are those made with Wilton’s Mini Spiders and Webs Cake …

Dr Finkelstein: Sally, that soup ready yet?
Sally: Coming….lunch!
Dr F.: Ah, what’s that? Worm’s wart, mmm, and…frog’s breath?!
S: What’s wrong? I-I thought you liked frog’s breath.
Dr F.: Nothing’s more suspicious than frog’s breath! Until you taste it I won’t
swallow a …