30-years for stealing a donut?

glazed donutsA man in Missouri is facing the possibility of a 30-year prison sentence for stealing a donut from a local convenience store. The donut wasn’t made of gold, diamonds or anything else valuable (unless you reallylove sprinkles); it was an ordinary 52-cent donut. What happened was that the man shoplifted the donut and, while trying to make his escape, assaulted the store clerk. The assault changes a very minor charge into a “strong arm robbery” – with the potential for a prison sentence that goes with it (plus extra time in this case for a past record. The strong arm robbery sentence is generally 5-15).

Perhaps low blood sugar – hence the desparate need for a sugary pastry – is to blame here? County prosecutors say “it’s not about the donut,” but seem to be overlooking the fact that if it were not for the donut, there might not have been a crime to begin with. Plus, it makes the story a whole lot more interesting.

In other, unrelated, donut news, Krispy Kreme has their pumpkin-shaped Halloween donuts and Pumpkin Spice Cake Donuts out right now. I recommend that you actually pay for yours if you want to try one, but you can always make pumpkin-spiced donuts at home, if you prefer.

2 comments

  1. Loved this post—thanks for the smiles & donut tips :)

  2. I heard about this I think it’s alittle rediculous. I mean really the doughnut costs 52 cent and probably only 5 or 10 cents to actually make. I don’t understand. I mean even if he does have a past record (which I think I heard that he does) but still and DOUGHNUT?? That’s crazy

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

*

You may use these HTML tags and attributes: <a href="" title=""> <abbr title=""> <acronym title=""> <b> <blockquote cite=""> <cite> <code> <del datetime=""> <em> <i> <q cite=""> <strike> <strong>

Scroll To Top